Fundamental differences between men and women

I received this email and I had to share it. It couldn't be more true. I always wondered, growing up, why I could hear my brother blowing his nose when I could also hear the shower running. I even asked 'The Hot Fisherman' if this was normal - to which he replied, 'Ya, pretty much'. Hopefully this clears up why we women take at least 20-30 minutes in the shower...on a rushed day :)

How To Shower Like a Woman:

• Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
• Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
• If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
• Weigh yourself on the bathroom scale.
• Take off dressing gown.
• Look at yourself in the mirror to see if there has been any visible reduction in your cellulite/love handles - make mental note to do more sit-ups and squats at gym. Vow never to eat chocolate again.
• Get in the shower.
• Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
• Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
• Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
• Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
• Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red.
• Wash entire body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
• Shave armpits and legs.
• Turn off shower.
• Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
• Get out of shower, being careful to stand on the mat and not wet the tiles.
• Dry with towel the size of a small country.
• Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
• Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown with towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  

How To Shower Like a Man:

• Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
• Walk naked to the bathroom.
• If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
• Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
• Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
• Get in the shower.
• Wash your face.
• Wash your armpits.
• Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
• Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
• Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
• Wash your hair (if you haven't washed it for at least a week).
• Make a Shampoo Mo-hawk.
• Wee.
• Rinse off and get out of shower.
• Partially dry off.
• Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time...
• Admire willy size in mirror again.
• Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
• Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
• Throw wet towel on bed.
• Prance around naked while deodorant dries under armpits.